Because despite my family’s genetic predisposition to artistic talent, I have none whatsoever. So I pilfered this from Facebook’s fan page because it made me chuckle. I have no idea who made it:
It’s called Freedom of Expression. Get over it. Though I can see how y’all would consider this particular representation might promote the temptation of idolatry. Sick fuckers…
It’s my birthday. And it’s the one caliber I don’t own… Yet. 
The concern seems genuine.
That scares me. Because, of course, that would be a tragedy. NOT.
Oops, was that last part out loud?
How to speak to financially struggling Americans… Arrange a Photo Op serving at a food pantry wearing fucking ugly shoes that cost more than a typical client’s monthly welfare check.
$540?! Stupid fucking n0-class wookie…
UPDATE: A co-worker just commented that of course shoes for Michelle would cost that much – just look at the fucking SIZE of those things!
He’s got a point. Where do you find shoes for a Sasquatch? 
Wow, can you believe it? The ‘Pocket Obama.’
Nothing at all like the Pocket Fisherman® (with an apologetic nod to Ron Popeil) – ’cause this jerk doesn’t want people fishing for themselves. But you’re welcome to get in line… Loaves and fishes are to be sourced exclusively from Teh One.
From Amazon.com:
Product Description
Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama’s speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. Includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. This book is truly a primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.
Really? An “unofficial requirement…to carry at all times”?
Blow me. There is only one ‘personal item’ I make a point to carry at all times…
So there I was, browsing the interwebz for a Christmas gift for Mrs. Who, when I came across this image:
A tattoo! It’s the perfect gift!
But given our ages, and the fact that it would be a Christmas gift, I’m thinking, put a little Santa hat on the stick figure, and swap the lawnmower for… Yup, a snowblower!
Who says the anorexic look is in?
On my local Harley shop website, they have pictures of the various sponsored events. This one was from the 2007 Toys for Tots Ride:
I think it was the Hooters Girls who were supposed to have made an appearance, but it looks like they must have double-booked… The Muffinz Girls showed up instead. Evidently Hooters has lowered their hiring standards.
I didn’t think that was possible.
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