29th June 2009

I need to wake up!

Honduras is fighting to protect its Constitution.  Hillary Clinton joins Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez in denouncing the move to pressure the Honduran Government to allow a tyrant wannabe continue with his plans to railroad the country into dictatorship.

AND

Hungary’s Socialist party is cutting taxes to kickstart their slow economy, while The Obamination is killing our country with new taxes, passing new restrictive legislation to curtail our freedoms, federalizing private industry and banking, with healthcare next on the list, and WHO KNOWS WHAT NEXT… Which means that officially, the United States is now FAR LEFT left of Hungary’s Socialist Party.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Somebody please wake me up and tell me it’s all a sick nightmare!

And did I forget to mention it’s FUCK OBAMA DAY?  Celebrate in the traditional manner by kicking any Democrat voter you happen to see.

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26th June 2009

Who is Squealing with GLEE that Michael Jackson kicked?

Democrats.

“Quick, let’s vote while everyone is distracted by the dead monkey felcher…”

Fucking brilliant!

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26th June 2009

For Gawd SAKES!!!

This is why I hate for celebs to die…  You can’t go five seconds without hearing it!

The idiot child-molesting junkie FREAK shot himself up with Demerol and his heart stopped.  A long overdue “lethal injection,” if you ask me.  Only problem now is we have to hear it over and over and over again from every media source and from every poofhead lurking around the water cooler.  Don’t think so?  I didn’t even make it to my desk to set down my helmet this morning before a co-worker brought it up…  AND MY DESK IS ONLY 5′ INSIDE THE FRONT DOOR!!

And for the record – before anyone jumps me for the tragic loss of a phenomenal talent, yadda, yadda, save your breath…  That happened YEARS ago.

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22nd June 2009

It’s FREE… Especially now, you can’t afford NOT to join.

Short on cash but want your voice heard regarding our precious Second Amendment rights?  It’s time to join the NRA.

From Wikipedia.org:

“The National Rifle Association of America, or NRA, is an American non-profit (501(c)(4)) organization which lists, as its goals, the protection of the Second Amendment of the United States Bill of Rights and the promotion of firearm ownership rights, marksmanship, firearm safety, and the protection of hunting and self-defense in the United States.  It was established in 1871 in New York by William Conant Church and George Wood Wingate as the American Rifle Association; its first President was former Senator and famous Civil War Union Army General Ambrose Burnside.  President of the United States Ulysses S. Grant served as the NRA’s eighth President.

The NRA sponsors firearm safety training courses, as well as marksmanship events featuring shooting skills and sports. The NRA is sometimes said to be the single most powerful lobbying organization in the United States.  Its political activity is based on the principle that gun ownership is a civil liberty protected by the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights, and it claims to be the oldest continuously operating civil liberties organization in the United States.  According to its website, the NRA has nearly four million members.”

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But if you can, pony up for the paid membership with the magazine.  I get American Rifleman, but you can also choose from American Hunter or America’s First Freedom.  AFF is an excellent source for Second Amendment news and concealed carry laws and information.  The magazines are regionally tailored, and offer valuable information on state and local level candidates at election times.

“A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Go ahead – arm yourself with information and your voice now.  (Large bore hardware optional, but recommended.)

Later may be… too late.

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20th June 2009

Who’s watching now…

I hate Geico commercials, but this is priceless…

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17th June 2009

Traitorous Limp-Dick Surrenderweasel* Fans the Flames of Hatred

*a.k.a. Former President Jimmy Carter.
This shit burns me: (video removed ’cause Reuters embed sucks camel ass)

In his own words, speaking in Gaza:

…very, ah distressing to me. I have to hold back tears when I see the deliberate destruction that has been wreaked against your people.

I come here to the American school which was educating your children, supported by my own country.
And I see that it has been deliberately destroyed by bombs from F-16s made in my country and delivered to the Israelis.

Of course there’s no chance the school building was being used by the Islamosheepfuckers as cover from which to launch their attacks. We know they would NEVER hide behind the innocent, especially women and children… And none but those filthy joooos would attack a school.

I wonder if Israel regrets their own diligence… Stupid fucktard – Israel saved his ass, and Hamas gets the credit. Typical.

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1st June 2009

It’s Not the Heat…

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…It’s the SEVEN ATMOSPHERES plus of humidity!

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18th May 2009

PVT Goob – Another Update

Our own Private Goob celebrated his birthday last week by doing pushups.  A LOT of ‘em.  :twisted:

It seems the soldiers in training are assigned a number of pushups for each piece of mail they receive – which they gratefully knock-out.  Along with our family, friends, and blog-friends mailing him and sending birthday well-wishes, Mrs. Who had her class mail a bundle of crafted birthday cards to him.  Two-hundred fifty-five pushups for the lot!  Goob didn’t sound distressed about it at all, however…  The DS allowed two buddies (who enthusiastically volunteered) to help him knock them out.  Thanks to EVERYONE who has been writing him – the cards and letters have been much appreciated!

Sorry I haven’t been posting more in the way of updates and photos – especially the photos.  Since about the second week, I haven’t been able to pick him out of the crowd!  But here are some cool pics from his unit (I don’t think any of them include Pvt Goob):

Belt fed weapons and night vision…  No wonder he says he’s having a good time!  8-)

The majority of training has been completed, and now they’re preparing for final inspections and graduation.  They’ve already completed the rite of passage and have received their berets.   I’ll be at Fort Sill, OK in just over a week to see him graduate, and to spend a few precious hours making him retell the whole experience before he ships out for AIT until at least late November, possibly longer.

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11th May 2009

Apology? Why not.

It seems an apology was issued by CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty, the author of this statement:

“From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though,” Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

“Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

As well he should have apologized!

Any US soldier would definitely have prioritized better…  Harry Reid would be shot twice, Osama Bin Laden strangled to death, and Nancy Pelosi BEATEN MERCILESSLY with the butt of the gun!

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11th May 2009

Happy FOD

It’s Monday – Fuck Obama Day.  Have a happy one.  ;)

I’m going to quietly flip the bird to our “#1 TOTUS” and let someone else do the talking.  I’ll add my two cents later…

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UPDATE: Just stumbled across this…  I could say a lot, but I think the Photoshopped teleprompter just about covers it:

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